Life Assistant

Days like today I require:

• someone to go to the three stores I grocery shop at 

• someone to cook the food on my meal plan 

• someone to answer my calls

• wear my children

• play with them

• unpack my boxes

• decorate my house

• change my address 

• organize & pay my bills

• finalize all of CFC equipment

• promote CFC

• plan my yoga classes

• finish the webpage

• decorate CFC

• clean CFC

• make money money

• finish moving out of my old house

• sort all of my papers

• write more articles

• give me the benefits of their workout

• walk my puppies

• celebrate Valentines Day ;)

So...any takers? Hehe